Fantastic New-to-Market Apartments from a Realtor You Never Contacted

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Listen To Jack Handey

Meaning listen to him on this podcast and listen to his advice and heed it.

It Will Be A Low-Key Affair

We request that you learn the vows attached so we can all recite them together.

Brian Picks A Topic

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Dress to Sorceress

Honing emotions with magical outfits.

The Three Seconds Between Saying “Oh” and “My God” Are The Only Peaceful Moments I Get All Day

Oh…my God.

How To Make A Spicy Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

If you’d like to make a good spicy peanut butter and jelly sandwich, well, here’s how.

Kylie Feminism and Otherness

The youngest Jenner emerges as an inadvertent queer icon.

The Paranoid Girls of Tumblr

They’ve created their own literary genre.

mother!: A Review

A (spoiler-free!) review of mother!

How To Bring About Autumn

A how-to guide for those wishing to bring about autumn.

Hot And Wild Thoughts

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Ladies Be Tuckin’

Where else are women going to put their feet?

Down with Standing Desks

They’re bullshit and they give you cankles.

Mount Eerie

A little bit about seeing Mount Eerie.

Stovetop Popcorn Is The Way To Go

An opinion about popcorn, and how to make it.

Does Nothing Taste As Good As Skinny Feels?

Disordered eating is more prevalent than you think.

Relationships Should Have Leases

A lease on love.

I Hope It Never Stops: A Poem

A poem for now.

Fall Cleaning Is Just As Important As Spring Cleaning

It’s time.