The Paranoid Girls of Tumblr

They’ve created their own literary genre.

mother!: A Review

A (spoiler-free!) review of mother!

How To Bring About Autumn

A how-to guide for those wishing to bring about autumn.

Hot And Wild Thoughts

To Spoon fans talk about Spoon for approximately one second.

Ladies Be Tuckin’

Where else are women going to put their feet?

Down with Standing Desks

They’re bullshit and they give you cankles.

Mount Eerie

A little bit about seeing Mount Eerie.

Stovetop Popcorn Is The Way To Go

An opinion about popcorn, and how to make it.

Does Nothing Taste As Good As Skinny Feels?

Disordered eating is more prevalent than you think.

Relationships Should Have Leases

A lease on love.

I Hope It Never Stops: A Poem

A poem for now.

Fall Cleaning Is Just As Important As Spring Cleaning

It’s time.

Sex Tips From Louisa May Alcott

Practical advice for Jo’s Boys… and Girls.

The First Spoon Song We Ever Heard

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

I Moved to the Country and the Only Thing That’s Changed is My Inflated Feeling of Superiority

What a huge and brave life change.

Wearing A Jacket Is Nice

A jacket is a hug from an old friend; it is protective armor; it is a jacket.

Would You Rather Be The Sun Rising Late Or The Sun Setting Early?

A September question to elevate your mood.

Do You Think This Photo Of My Dog Will Become A Famous Meme?

On The Notability of Emily Noyes Maxwell

A low-level literary feud.

It Is Time To Remove Your Fall And Winter Candles From Storage

A time announcement.