I love you!

How Do I Stay Motivated?

It’s a bit like a job: sometimes you like it, sometimes you don’t, but you go either way.

Sex Tips From Queen Elizabeth I

This virgin knows what’s up.

Please Do Accept “Weird Pitches”

“Weird pitches” meaning blog posts that bring joy rather than pain.

A Note About The Hairpin

It’s ending.

Bruce Springspoon

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

McKinsey Interview Questions For ‘Gilmore Girls’

The perfect case study.

Would You Rather Be A Person Who Smells Peonies All The Time Or A Person Who Smells Gasoline All The Time?

A January question to inspire you.

Home Workout

A poem.

How Can I Improve My Grip? (Hands and Otherwise)

Gripping and (not) peeing.

Days Among The Dreadnoks

Zarana and the evil motorcycle gang.

Movies Should Be An Hour And Forty-Five Minutes

The correct runtime for a movie is an hour and forty-five minutes.

A Spoon Snowman?

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Candle Review: Pump Passion Fruit Vanilla Scented Candle

The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle review series.

Watching Alyssa Milano Grow Up

‘Hugo Pool’ and the transition from child to adult star.

Have To Admit That Coke Jingle Is Good

No-o one can STOP! Me when I taste the fee-ling!

Lace Underwear That Was Sexy Until All Your Pubes Poked Through It

Between concept and execution, things got hairy.

“It Wasn’t Me”

You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost

Am I Failing?

Progress, failure, and the natural cycle of deloading.

Star Wars Was Really Good

A movie review.