Astrology Is Fake, But Libras Are Having A Tough Time
They have been working forever on that air of calm and occasionally unreadable composure.
Astrology Is Fake, But Leos Are Famous
And they can handle the spotlight.
Astrology Is Fake, But Cancers Are In The Eye Of The Storm
Ernest Hemingway, Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan—see?
Astrology Is Fake But Taurus Hates Change
No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.
Astrology is Fake But Aries Can’t Stop
They just wouldn’t even know how to.
Astrology is Fake but Capricorns are a Conspiracy
It’s time we all opened our eyes.
Astrology Is Fake But Sagittariuses Are Trying Their Best
And it seems totally fine to them.