Astrology Is Fake, But Libras Are Having A Tough Time

They have been working forever on that air of calm and occasionally unreadable composure.

Astrology Is Fake, But Leos Are Famous

And they can handle the spotlight.

Astrology Is Fake, But Cancers Are In The Eye Of The Storm

Ernest Hemingway, Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan—see?

Astrology Is Fake But Taurus Hates Change

No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.

Astrology is Fake But Aries Can’t Stop

They just wouldn’t even know how to.

Astrology is Fake and Oxen Might Be Rats

Susan Miller Is The Only Astrologer the Internet Trusts

Astrology is Fake but Capricorns are a Conspiracy

It’s time we all opened our eyes.

Astrology Is Fake But Sagittariuses Are Trying Their Best

And it seems totally fine to them.

Astrology Is Fake But Scorpios Are Extremely True