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The Best Time I Got Kicked Out Of A Royal Palace

by Florence Walker

The Best Time I Gave A Boy A Sexist Haircut

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The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek

by Rosa Lyster

One weird trick to frustrate the hell out of a Marxist bro.

The Best Time I Spit My Fake Teeth Out in a Bar

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The Best Time I Tried To Strengthen My Pelvic Floor

by Haley Mlotek

The Best Time I Stopped Wearing Tight Clothing

by Haley Mlotek

The Best Time I Rejected Minimalism

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The Best Time I Hooked Up With A Popsicle Penis

by Haley Mlotek

The Best Time I Lost My Virginity In The Catacombs of Paris

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The Best Time I Was The Only Passenger Aboard A Cargo Freighter Container Ship Across the Pacific…

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