Astrology Is Fake, But Brad Pitt Got Owned By A Gemini

They cannot be defeated.

Astrology Is Fake But Taurus Hates Change

No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.

Astrology is Fake But Aries Can’t Stop

They just wouldn’t even know how to.

Astrology is Fake, But Aquarians Know All The Secrets

Their age is dawning.

Susan Miller Is The Only Astrologer the Internet Trusts

Astrology is Fake but Capricorns are a Conspiracy

It’s time we all opened our eyes.

Astrology Is Fake But Sagittariuses Are Trying Their Best

And it seems totally fine to them.

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What Your Horoscope Says About How Climate Change Will Kill You

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