What’s Your Powerball Breakfast?

For the morning after you win the Powerball.

How To Keep Your Skirt Down

For when it’s windy!

Pick Up Lines That Would Actually Work on Me

“Can you pet my dog while I go to the bathroom?”

Highly Doubt Dressing Like A Businessman Will Get You An Airline Upgrade

Yeah right.

Candle Review: Diptyque, “New York,” Which I Have Not Smelled For Reasons That I Find Rude

The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle column.

Overheard in Front of a 1918 Alfred Stieglitz Nude Portrait of Georgia O’Keeffe in the Living Modern Exhibition

Other people, man.

An Interview With Adrian Shirk

American women and their religious authority.

No More Trading In Sports

It’s just too much.

Writing a Long Novel is a Feminist Act

Why big, “ambitious,” messy books about women are necessary.

Tips And Tricks For Enjoying The Eclipse

Get out while you can!

If A Spoon Album Leaked, Would We Listen To It?

On The Fashion Crimes Of The Ocean’s Eleven Series

A selection of petty offenses.

Helping Them Develop The Glossier Candle

What’s your vibe?

Snacks For The 2017 Eclipse

A traffic-grab—I mean, good ideas for snacks.

What’s Wrong With My Squats?

It’s okay to film your lifts!

The Men Who Bullet Journal

They take hilarious, unsubtle measures to cast their journaling practices as a manly pursuit.

We Still Follow Lucas Duda

Instagram’s Best Account™ was traded to the Tampa Bay Rays.

Pick A Bottle

A meme from Instagram for you to contemplate.

How To Use Sarahah As An Adult, If You Must

Actually probably just don’t be on it.

Sex Tips From Walt Whitman