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In the Name of Lisa, Scout, and Harriet the Spy

Let’s Hold Hands and Talk About the True Detective Finale

Gertrude Stein, Guardian Angel: An Interview With Michelle Sutherland

What I’ve Learned From Three Years Without Shampoo

Phildel, “The Wolf”

Order in the Fabulous Girl Who Does Whatever She Wants

The Terrible Consequences of Yahoo’s Tumblr Buyout

Having Babies Is Hard

Who Bird-Corrects the Bird-Correcters?

Meditations on 12 Bits of Bathroom Graffiti

How (Not) to Make Natural Dish Detergent

Five Songs That Should Have Made It to the Eurovision Song Contest Finals

Meditations on 13 Bits of Graffiti in the Ladies’ Room at the Pub Trivia Bar

The Contraception “Debate”

Rapid Gift-Basketry

The Best Time I Almost Destroyed My Sinuses (?)

Four Things You Probably Don’t Know About the Accordion

A Guide to Natural Sleep Aids

Make Your Own Powerfully Fragrant Body Butter