No More Upside-Down Smiley In 2018

A New Year’s resolution.

If Every Clash Song Were About Wine

A thought experiment.

An Oral History Of Spoon Second

An oral history of the column in which two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Our Best Of 2017 Lists

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Answerwise, Stassi Is Killing It

I will not say.

Would You Rather Be A Fireplace Or Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows?

A December question to romance you.

Here We Are Sleeping Next To The Toilet, Wombats

“This morning we are all this sleepy wombat with her vagina out.” -You, 30 years ago.

Kelly And Brian Saw Spoon Twice This Week: A Review

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Fireplace?

Thinking about what it would be like to have a fireplace.

Thanksgiving Spoon Side Dishes (Part Two Of Our Two-Part Spoon Thanksgiving Special, Feat. Taylor Berman)

Three Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Should You Put Whipped Cream In Your Coffee Every Day As A Treat?

An interesting question and a fascinating answer.

Thanksgiving Spoon Grace (Part One Of Our Two-Part Spoon Thanksgiving Special)

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

What Would You Do 10,000 Times?

Twitter: A Place To Remember

A place to remember Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits cover album and Bob Costas’s pink eye, specifically.

Would Spoon Still Sound Good Backwards?

Candle Review: Carrière Frères, Christmas Tree

The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle column.

Apple Cider Donuts: Good Or Great?

Are apple cider donuts good or great?

Would You Rather Be Thanksgiving Food Or A Thanksgiving Decoration?

A November question to feed your soul.

What Would Your Spoon Yearbook Quote Be?

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Scary Poems For Halloween

BEWARE: SCARY POEMS!