Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Fireplace?

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a fireplace? Most mornings when I wake up and am greeted via Twitter with the horrifying things that happened in the hours when I was asleep, I think, “oh no I wish I didn’t wake up,” but then I think, “oh no are we all going to die, or, oh no, something worse?,” but then I think, “I wish I had a fireplace.” I think that would make things better. Wake up, have a coffee, watch your fireplace. Listen to the crackling. Do you have one? A dog is good, too, and so is a Christmas tree, and I have those things, but I would also like a fireplace.

For those of us who do not have fireplaces or are not currently on a romantic cabin vacation, I’ve pasted some YouTubes below. Please play them on your computer, put your computer on the floor, and then light your computer on fire. Ahhh.  

The last one is really good even though it’s not strictly fireplace.