Highly Doubt Dressing Like A Businessman Will Get You An Airline Upgrade

Everybody’s always lying and one of the lies is that dressing “nice,” wearing a suit or a “female suit” (gown), can sometimes maybe get you an upgrade on a flight. Yeah right. No it won’t. You’re never gonna get an upgrade. Probably somebody got an upgrade one time 50 years ago and they were like “I bet it’s because I look so nice,” but it wasn’t. Not gonna happen. Wear trash to the airport, it’s gonna be bad there. You’re gonna have a hellflight. Save the suit for when you get buried.

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