It Won’t Matter, Because Your Bride Will Be Dead!

Would you marry someone who thinks Mars One is real? The scheme to create a reality show that will pay for a one-way trip to Mars operates much like an marketing scheme; you get “points” based on how much money you bring in, which elevates your place “in line” for Mars, allegedly, which is a planet that you will be dying on the way to, if it ever comes to that.

Which it likely won’t.

So the whole premise of this man who is worried about his long-distance relationship with his wife on Mars is pretty skewed because he should actually be worrying about her ability to make rational decisions and maintain a functional belief system. Whatever, marriage is so wacky anyway, seriously, if you’re not married, definitely think twice.