What is the Very Last Thing a Woman Wants to See in Bed?
A disembodied horse head
The following Pokémon: Psyduck, Jigglypuff, Wigglypuff, Snorlax, Charmander (Charizard ok)
A book called “The Best Practical Jokes to Play While She’s Asleep”
Three kids in a trench coat
Pizza the Hutt (the Jabba the Hutt parody from Spaceballs)
A cursed amulet
Anything cursed, really
An improv troupe
A portal to another world that seems idyllic at first but is actually quite sinister
What the article was actually about:
These sex dolls.