KIM IF YOU ARE READING THIS GET IN TOUCH
Girls night watching a private screening of Fifty Shades of Grey!!!!!! OMG it’s sooooo good!!!!!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 4, 2015
After an intense morning of negotiations, Jazmine and I are ready to make a solemn announcement: we will pay Kim Kardashian literally all our money if she reviews 50 Shades of Grey for us. This is NOT a joke.
Kim, if you are reading this, just know that our combined net worth is in the HIGH three digits, so. It’ll definitely be worth your while.
Do kids still start hashtags to get a celebrity’s attention? Idk. What hashtag should we use? #KimKGetInTouchAbout50ShadesAndAlsoJustToHangOutMaybeBrunch seems reasonable.