Drake Lyric or Sex and the City Quote?

by Sarah Beller


1. “The game ain’t always fair and that’s the thing though. You can play your heart out, everybody don’t get a ring though.”

2. “The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”

3. “I love em all, I just love me more.”

4. “I love you…but I love me more.”

5. “I’m the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.”


6. “I’ll tell you how to babyproof. Use a condom!”

7. “Still just as skinny as you met me…”

8. “I can’t believe I am in my skinny jeans!”

9. “I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.”

10. “Still straight with the weed and the liquor these days.”

11. “Who the fuck wants to be 70 and alone?”
12. “And it really hit me: I am 35 and alone.”

13. “I just want some head in a comfortable bed.”

14. “I want children and nice bedding!”

Drake: 1, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 13
SATC: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14

Sarah Beller has previously written for The Hairpin about Tinder fantasies. You can find more of her writing at The Toast, Salon, Substance.com and on twitter @julesbesch.