It Takes 30 Seconds to Google “How Much THC First Time”

The bad news is Maureen Dowd’s new, deeply indulgent op-ed (As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me), in which she *does drugs* with all the wherewithal of a seventh-grader who is very white and very used to being taken care of; the good news is Sarah Jeong’s masterpiece of a response, in which Thomas Friedman eats pot brownies.

The world is flat. 2.0. Everything is flat. The floor is flat. The walls are flat. I am flat. **Please stop looking at me**

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) June 4, 2014

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