Stores Your Dad Hates

by Alison Howard and Jake Interrante

Whole Paycheck

Neiman Mark-Up

Lacoste an Arm and a Leg

Bed, Bath and Beyond Our Means

L.L. Bein’ Bothered When I’m Trying to Watch the Game!

Bath and Body Works Hard All Day Just to Come Home and Hear Your Nagging

Gap Kids Are All Disappointments

S.O.L. Schwarz


Jake and Alison were classmates at the University of Chicago Get a Job and Work for a Living.