A Match Made In Fanfic

“The rest of the week flew by rather quickly, and Blair found herself no more accustomed to Harbor than she was on her first day. Her only highlight of the day, sadly, were classes with Seth Cohen, Newporter’s very own Lonely Boy. She could just imagine the names Gossip Girl would give him on the Upper East Side — Emo Boy, Neurotic Boy, Comic Book Geek Boy — whatever. Just so not the type of boy she would be caught dead hanging around with. The problem was, she didn’t really have much choice.”

— How are we to live when the fanfic becomes real life? [See also]