Hey, Girl. Hey, Yogurt Face.
Once upon a time there was a girl with a yogurt face. She had dark molasses hair and eyelashes, and red Sriracha lips, but the rest of her face was just plain yogurt. When she’d float outside, the boys would cry, “Hey, Girl!” and she’d flash her hot smile.
Even when they cried out, “Hey, Girl! Hey, Yogurt Face!” she’d be all, whatever, play it cool. And then she’d float home and cry, and her face would fall off, and she’d make herself up all over again.
Previously: Briar Rose Yogurt Ghost