Bottom Shelf Nail Polish Names

Escaping Ennui

Hot and Melty

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You’re Simply Punderful

You’re Going Out Tonight

Open-Toed Shoes

Closed-Toed Shoes but Your Friend’s Apartment Has A No-Shoe Policy



Leaving the House to Get the Mail

Okay, Cupid

You Go, Girl, Interrupted by Cat — Plus Fur

Why Did I Do This

Why Do I Do Anything

Snazzy Swazzy Yazzy Shabam!

Dayna Evans is a writer of words and a player of music. You can find her writing here, her music here, and her tweets at @hidayna.