If SkyMall Did Gift Registries

“… even housewarming gift.” (With video.)


Highlights from the Zombie of Montclaire Moors Statue Customer Ratings & Review section:

“Everyone who passes by remarkes on the Zombie.”

“Thanks, tax refund!”

“I ordered this for my husband’s birthday and set it up as a surprise for him.”

“We have had a lot of interesting comments about our GLEN … and he looks very handsome against the red wood chips in the garden.”

“Got it to scare the grandkids. And it did. The kids stay clear of it.”

“For the holiday season, he is now sporting a jaunty Santa hat!”

“I’ve been setting it up in unexpected places for my husband to find. So far, having the Zombie crawling out of a gym bag in the closet got the funniest response.”

“I’m afraid to put it in my yard because someone will steal it.”

“I bought this product as a wedding gift for my son and his wife after they were married by a Grim Reaper impersonator.”

“I thought that it moved, like the other skeleton I bought from Sky Mall, but it doesn’t.”

“… the birds that once made the railing surrounding my terrace their own personal home are now suddenly avoiding it once I put my zombie on my outdoor dining table.”

“Unpacked and set up on the dining room table. My son (12) walked by and screamed.”

“It never fails.”

“My grown daughter covered its face with a towel while I was away and she was cat-sitting so she didn’t have to look at it. Great purchase — it will be a mainstay around my house.”