In Other Award Ceremony News

We could not let Friday’s literary penis thread (a thing of beauty and a joy forever) pass into the void without acknowledging those commenters who truly pushed it to the limit. There were no losers, only winners we were not able to showcase. Feel free to express dissent.

Honorable Mention the First (Texts From a Penis):

Honorable Mention the Second:

Fifth Prize:

Fourth Prize:

Third Prize:

Second Prize: