Ryan Lochte: “I can teach you how to swim! Or just swim with you”

You can now buy time in the water with the astoundingly handsome and innocently repellant Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, if you’d like. The offer appears to be redeemable at any point in the coming year, more or less, and the current offer is $9,500, although there are five more days left to bid (“estimated value: $20,000”). Lunch is apparently also included in the deal.