“The Third Brightest Object in the Sky”

“Did you know you can see the International Space Station from your house? As the third brightest object in the sky, after the sun and moon, the space station is easy to see if you know where and when to look for it.”
 — Uhh, no!? Well, did you know you can sign up for NASA to email you if it’s a good day for a sighting in your town? Did you know your flying car and vacation home on Mars are never coming? Did you know we’re alone in the universe?