Friday Bargain Bin: Twelve Dollar Booties

Piece of Cake Bottle Opener, $7.95 (was $16)
Sure, that’s a lot to pay for a bottle opener, but one you could also use during a cake emergency? Ah-HA!

ASOS CURVE Exclusive Body-Conscious Tank Dress, $16.71 (was $28.14)
DO NOT wear this as a dress. It cannot be trusted as a dress. It can, however, be a “long tank” over some leggin’s and under something like this:

Pippin Luxe Cashmere Blend Cardigan, $77.40 (was $187.20)
That color is super grody and wonderful.

Owl & Pheasant Salad Plates & Mugs, $6.99 (were $14.95)
You know you’ve always wanted Thanksgiving dishes. You KNOW I’ve you’ve always wanted Thanksgiving dishes!

Mossimo Wedges, $12.24 (were $34.99)
These should not be on sale. First off, they also come in what I’d call “BONE.” Second-off, everyone in the reviews is changing their last names to “Booties” and making baby booties with these booties.

Blu Bijou Vine Heart Earrings, $11 (were $22)
Never stop collecting heart earrings, because when you lose one, you can just mismatch it with another one from your heart earring collection.

Illamasqua Rubber Nail Varnish, $11 (was $14, but honestly finding out WTF THIS STUFF EVEN IS IS PRICELESS. What is it? Seriously, what? What are they talking about?)

Elf Candleholders, $1.95 (were $6.95)
Oh, my word.

Okay, I’ll quit fuckin’ around now. If you have some extra bucks, share them?