A Text Dialogue With a Twist

by Ms. Double Awww

The background: a few months ago, I borrowed a friend’s car to make a short trip and was, within minutes, in a car accident. (Ugh.) Both cars were rendered undriveable. The man with whom I collided texted me a couple of days later. The following is what ensued.

Ms. Double Awww is a generally safe driver who regrets the misspelling of “too” in the above correspondence and is, in fact, not in a relationship.