HBO Yes, Todd Akin No

Ask, and ye shall go back in time to receive.

In appreciation, there will be no angry post about The Newsroom today. See, HBO, how we can help each other out? One shirtless pic of John Gallagher, Jr. with “Hey, Ladies of the Hairpin” in lipstick on his chest, and the posts could stop for good.

Instead, you may use this comment thread to discuss The Todd Akin Situation, which would be a great name for a queer punk band. See also: “That Whole Thing.”