Subject Lines of Obama Campaign Emails That Sound Like a Stalker Wrote Them

by Julie Beck

“Five years ago, today”

“Do you still live in Illinois?”

“Something I’d like to ask you”

“Join me for dinner?”

“Me again”

“What’s stopping you, right now?”

“Sometime soon, can we meet for dinner?”

“You must be at least a little curious”

“I’m not shy”

“Guess who”

“Last chance at dinner”

“This is not a joke”

“It doesn’t need to be this way”


“It’s officially over”

“(I tried.)”

Julie Beck hopes she won’t find the Obama campaign standing in her closet with a knife after this.