Eat Your Car

“Commuting Bad” says the URL of this LiveScience piece.

“Long Distance Commuters More Likely to Be Fat” says this chattier Telegraph one.

Meanwhile, the study “yields new information about biological outcomes and commuting distance,” says one of the researchers, and “provides important evidence about potential mediators in the relationship between time spent driving and cardiovascular mortality,” according to another. Poor commutes. Commute, are you making me fat? Commute: Yes, it’s all me, nothing else, and I should have spoken up sooner.