If You Had To/Would You Rather: The Internet Edition

“73% of Americans say they’d give up alcohol. 43% would give up exercise. And 21% would give up sex.”
 — A new study asked insane people Americans if they’d rather give up the Internet for a year, or some other personal habit. 69% said they’d forgo coffee which is impossible because the internet doesn’t even make sense until you’ve had at least one cup.