Headlines to Use in the Event of Being Trapped Inside the Offices of a Bridal Magazine

by Lamar Clarkson

What a Tulle

Registered Offender

Bride’s Head Revisited

Much Ado, A Boutonniere, Nothing

Chiffon Happens

Wanted: Dead or A-line

Spanxing the Cherry

The Empire Waist Strikes Back


A Last-Minute Touch of Evil

If Luxe Could Kill

Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Veil

Lamar Anderson is a writer in the Bay Area.