Indentured Masseurs

“People within families can learn to massage each other. If you can teach parents to massage kids, couples to massage each other. This can be cost effective.”
— And that’s actually not the most unexpectedly … off part of this article on the science of massage and healing. Well, maybe it is, but there’s also a bit where they cut chunks from men’s legs. Anyway, the family that massages together, etc. (Is the least popular family on the block, without question.)