How to Preserve a Wedding Dress

bawl so hard

There are many hallways in Adrienne “A Real Housewife” Maloof’s house. One of them leads at least to her husband’s bathroom, possibly other places but we weren’t paying close enough attention because look what is hanging up inside a glass box at the end of that hallway. Sidetrack: her husband has his own bathroom. You know what that means. Back to the topic: this cannot be A Thing People Do. How much do you think a wedding dress has to cost to deserve this sort of extravagant afterlife? $20,000, right? Is that correct?

UPDATE: Just used The Internet to look it up and it’s a St. Pucchi which is at least $10,000, probably. Oof.