Get Rid of Yourself, Seriously, You Are Revolting

What would you do if A Clean Person was coming over to your house for dinner?

A. Be immobilized with terror (except for your drinking arm).

B. Drop $120 on a maid service and clean alongside them for the whole two hours.

C. Buy her lots of shiny distracting presents like this makeup organizer that’s almost half off!

D. Tell her there was an earthquake so you’ll have to meet her at a restaurant, sorry.