The Week of January 2–6
– Esther has a spirited fitness instructor.
– Here are six New Year’s Experiments to try on and take off.
– “To the person who has been using the microwave to reheat really spicy food — God, it smells amazing. What is that, saag paneer?”
– Why, it’s dark.
– That life-ruining peacock brooch is still for sale. $32K. Ditto the Swiss calendar ring. *Far more meaningful look*
– Jane is watching The Bachelor.
– And the second season of Portlandia starts tonight on IFC, and is online as we speak.
– Enjoy your weekend. Maybe melt something nice into your locket.