Michele, Will You Go to the Prom With Me?

“Our girls are not allowed to [ask boys to the prom] in our house. They have to wait for the boys to call.”
— As the Hairpin has fast become many people’s No. 1 source for political information, it seems appropriate that we should bring you the news that Michele Bachmann didn’t go to prom because no one asked her, and that she doesn’t believe in girls inviting boys. I asked a boy to prom, is that why [everything]?