Liz’s Trinkets

The biggest of Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry auctions went down at Christie’s last night, and it “shattered expectations” by bringing in roughly $116 million (ahead of the projected $30 million), which of course you know because you picked up one or two of the 80 lots on sale. Which ones? I bought this Bulgari Emerald Suite. “Bought,” of course, meaning “pasted onto myself a printed-out and cut-up picture of.”