The Last Unicorns

Dr. W. Franklin Dove spent years of his career creating unicorns. Unicorn goats, unicorn cows. Even tri-horned animals roamed Dove’s barns. Dove created these strangely-horned animals by removing immature “horn buds” from the heads of young animals and implanting the horn buds to a different location on the skull.

I knew they were real! I knew it. I saw one once at the Shiawassee County Fair, I swear. There was also a snake lady but she was not real… I don’t think?