The Eight Best Moments of Tom Brady’s New UGG Commercial

True (riveting) story: I once saw Tom Brady walking down Newbury Street in Boston. He was about 90 feet tall, tan, and wearing a Red Sox cap. This must have been 2004. I realized who he was just after he passed me, and thought, I don’t know what to do, so I turned around and followed him. Then I realized that was weird, so I crossed the street and followed him from the other side. Then he went into Ermenegildo Zegna, and I turned back around and walked away.