The Best Time I Ever Watched a Birthing Class Grind to an Angry Halt

All it takes is one man* expressing no interest in cutting the umbilical cord. Bonus points for adding “It just seems like bullshit busy-work to make you feel like you contributed to the process, even though she did all the work. Like that Family Guy where they let Joe Swanson make sandwiches for the guys who blew up the Death Star.” The mood shifts within seconds.

(*The one listed on my future child’s birth certificate.)

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