Sentence Names

by Desi Gonzalez

After my friend introduced himself to me as “Philip May, my name makes a sentence,” I became obsessed with Sentence Names. There was Jessica Struggles, Jenny Rocks, Jeff Hurt, Emily Rose, etc. Once you’ve heard of them, you see Sentence Names everywhere. Here are some you may have heard of: Dean Winters.

Rosa Parks

Sean Combs

Heather Mills

Then, there are the Command Names:

Bill Clinton

Pat Benetar

Mark Zuckerberg

and Chuck Bass.

Desi Gonzalez looks at pictures during the day and thinks about words at night.