Has Anyone Bought the $85 Starbucks Shirt?

Alexander Wang designed three shirts to commemorate Starbucks’ 40th anniversary, and one of them is this pre-”stained” cotton/polyester blend t-shirt, available at Nordstrom for $85, with a design that starts as a coffee spill and ends as the Starbucks mermaid logo.

Following this logic, what would be some other good t-shirts? Heinz could probably come up with something nice. Ditto Tampax, Carlo Rossi, and Kikkomon. Whole new genre of top.