Back to School Clothes

It’s back-to-school time! Nooo! Isn’t school horrible? Yes. Does the lighting in your school’s bathroom ruin your self-esteem? Yes. Do you remember anything you’ve ever learned? No. What I remember more vividly than anything I learned is the outfit I wore on the first day of high school: Converse One Star sneakers, JNCO jeans, a purple tank top, and a dog collar. A fashion masterpiece. And you? If you tell us what you wore, I’ll give you a dollar and some cheese fries.