Jeah! The Unstoppable Ryan Lochte
“I wanted to do something that everyone thought was impossible. Since they banned those suits, everyone thought a world record would never get touched again. I just wanted to show everyone that can happen. That’s why we have records — they’re meant to get broken.”
— The scaldingly hot goon Ryan Lochte beat Michael Phelps again, this time wearing less clothing than ever. There sure are a lot of videos of him to watch online!