A Couch That Takes You All the Way to Heaven
Are you ever lying on the couch in the evening watching TV and you start getting drowsy and then maybe you fall into one of those weird half-sleeps and you have a dream where you’re at the nail salon getting a pedicure and this guy who works there starts shaving your leg except he’s not doing it right and you keep having to tell him how to do it and then he accidentally cuts you and then you wake up and you’re annoyed but you’re still really sleepy, and, even though you know you should get up and go to bed, you just wish you could pass out right there on the couch, fully-clothed and with a dirty face and unwashed teeth? Well, now, thanks to this clever guy in Greece, you can do just that. You never have to get off the couch again. Ever. Just turn it into a bed and sleep peacefully right in your living room… until you eventually die of laziness, at which point you (or I guess whoever finds your body) can simply turn the couch into a handy coffin. Bing, bang, boom. You’re set for life.