Something to Drink

Writing for a site that’s ostensibly for women has made me develop what feel like ladies’ internet glasses, where when I see something online that’s girly in some way, there’s a little reflex that’s like, OK, yes, do that. The site started a little differently, though — the idea was to write about whatever was appealing, regardless of “female relevance,” but as the months have passed and certain things have proven (relatively) popular while others haven’t, it’s become clear that sites like these naturally skew girly. They tug your hand toward the party dresses and the training-bras. And then I slap them in the face! Go wait in the car. Anyway, cupcake vodka.