Remain Glamorous, Dainty, and Lovely to Love

Oh boy. I like imagining these actors (models?) getting a beer after the photoshoot and then falling in love and having kids. And that they both had good senses of humor and got this ad framed, and that as their kids grew up they (the kids) would be embarrassed and periodically take the ad off the wall, but the parents would always find it and put it back up.