by David Rees

The shapes … the feelings … the high-quality gilded frames … it must be time for more Relationshapes!

I’ve received a lot of emails from men desperate for permission to read these comics.

Okay, boys, you can read this week’s installment of Relationshapes. Knock yourselves out — but be careful with all the emotions and strange feelings they provoke in you.

Let’s get to it!

The telephone here at Relationshapes HQ has been ringing of the hook with amazing voicemail messages. Here’s the latest:

“Hello, is this Relationshapes? It’s me, Dr. Drew, from television’s SEX ADDICTS INCORPORATED. I just wanted to call and tell you how much your comic means to me. I’ve been showing it to all my patients and they all love it. Do you like jogging? I think it would be fun to go jogging with you. So please call me back on my home phone. I’ll have my personal assistant send it to your assistant, assuming you have one. Oh, just one other thing: I think I’m falling in love with you.”

Previously: Relationshapes: Part Two

David Rees is a former political cartoonist. Now he is an artisanal pencil sharpener.