Why Are Our Brains Getting So Small and Stupid?

Our brains are 10% smaller than they were 20,000 years ago, and they’re apparently still shrinking, which is either because we’re less aggressive or because we’re getting stupider. I’d go with stupider. Stupider! Stu! Pid! Er!

Soon we’re all going to be so stupid! One good way to counteract this, though, is to listen to this amazing new Avril Lavigne song, over and over. It’s so good! I’m at nine listens so far, can anyone beat me? Stu! Pid! Er! Stupider, stupider, stupider!!! Envision holding your own tiny brain in the palm of your hand. “Careful, you’re going to drop it!” “No I won’t, I — ohhh nooooo!”