They’re Going to Bring Back a Mammoth

The Japanese are on a mission to clone wooly mammoths, and they’re aiming to produce a baby in as few as four years. You know what they didn’t talk about in Jurassic Park? That people would constantly be trying to kill the dinosaurs and eat them, which will be this mammoth’s problem, too. “What does it taste like?” we’ll wonder. “We couldn’t possibly kill it, though — we just made it! But you really can’t help wondering sometimes. Not all the time, just sometimes. Rarely, if ever. No, I guess more than rarely. Are there always guards around it?”