The T-Shirt “Bra” for Men Who Live in Fear of Their Own Genitals
Last week we talked about t-shirt bras and whether we live in fear of our own nipples (they’re going to kill us!), and now today reader Amy Thompson alerts us to what’s basically the male version: “Lift No Show Briefs,” underwear that’s slightly padded and “lifting,” because men also live in fear of their own penises/balls. Scary stuff, across the board.
The latest development in men’s profile enhancement is here! LIFT features ‘’Dual Lifting Technology,” which offers mesh lift in the pouch and elastic-strap support in back. And the best part is the profile-defining technology is completely discreet!
At least we all hate our bodies. When can we finally be translated completely onto the computer?